How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

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From the lines above, we can tell that the woodchuck was a very naughty person. In this case, the woodchuck was not only a very naughty person, but he was also very ignorant as well. It was because of his ignorance that he could not understand what a ‘chlamydia’ is. He said, “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?” But he should have known better.

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease and does not come from wood. With that being said, the woodchuck was being very rude and offensive to his friends by saying such things.

Source: Ten Things We Did

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